Thank you The Onion for this bad boy. Communism never looked more fun.
A sad turn of events for Communists all over the world. One of the leading comrades has decided to retire (really, can you ever retire from Communism? I think not). Fidel Castro was no member of the KGB, but they were boys, no doubt about that. Sometimes reality has a way of kicking you in the nuts and it appears Castro's hath finally been kicketh. Lucky for him (if you can say that for someone with the health problems he currently has), his reality is not like the reality described by one
Nick Lowe in the following. Check it out:
Nick Lowe -- Nutted By Reality from
Jesus of Cool (Reissued)
[buy Jesus of Cool
here]
In other completely unrelated news, the
Hold Steady is currently preparing to release a new album, much to the enjoyment of myself and probably Rutledge too. The band shares some of the details with your friends at
Pitchfork, right
here.
BK
